With the holidays close upon us, I would like to share a personal
experience with you, my friends, about drinking and driving. As you know, some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time, often on the way home after a "social session" with family or friends.
Well, two days ago, this happened to me. I was out for an
evening with friends and had more than several whiskies followed by a couple of bottles of rather nice red wine and vodka shots. Although
relaxed, I still had the common sense to know I was slightly over the
limit. That's when I did something I've never done before - I took a taxi home!
Sure enough on the way there was a police roadblock, but since it
was a taxi they waved it past and I arrived home safely without incident.

This was a real surprise to me, because I had never driven a taxi before. I don't know where I got it, and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it. So, anyway, if you want to borrow it give me a call!

That's funny!
Peter