There was a blonde who became very incensed at all the "dumb blonde" jokes. She dyed her hair brown and had it cut short. One day thereafter she was out driving in the beautiful Irish countryside (Look, I'm Irish so put up with some advertising)when she comes across a flock of sheep. She says playfully to the shepherd; "If I guess the number of sheep in the flock, can I have one?". The shepherd, being a gentleman, plays along. She says she really will want a sheep if she guesses correctly. The shepherd, still a gentleman, agrees. She says with no apparent study and just picking out a number; "352". The shepherd is astonished because that's the right number. He tells her to make her pick. After a moment she tells the shepherd that she wants this one, the cutest and most playful.

The shepherd says: "I have a deal for you. If I guess what color your hair is - can I have my dog back?"