A man comes to work with quite a long face, so his buddy asks hims what's up?

"I asked my wife what she wanted for our anniversary next month, and she said "a divorce"."

While his buddy looked a bit shocked and sympathetic, he continued:

"hadn't figured on spending that much this year".

Dutch.

That's only funny till you get the lawyer's bill.

Yeah, but remember, divorce turns most women into excellent housekeepers..... Dutch.

Why is divorce so expensive?....... Because it's worth it!