one day when swede went over to oles for supper, ole served up some cheese. Oh it vas vonderful, swede yust could not git enuf of dis vonderful cheese. He asked ole just how he had made it. Ole told him - its simple - yust take a bucket full of cream and hang in the the shithouse for a month, und you vill have dis vonderful cheese. Well swede went right home and made some up right away. A month latter he invited ole over for some cheese. Auk it vas terrible, it vas all ole could do just to choke down a piece. Vat did you do he asked swede, this is terrible. Swede looks back and said I did yust vat you said, I took a bucket full of shit and hung it in the creamhouse for a month