A blonde, brunette, and redhead walk into a bar and up to the bartender.

The brunette asks for a "G and T"
Bartender asks "What's a 'G and T'?
Brunette says "it's a Gin and Tonic"
Bartender pours her a Gin and Tonic

The redhead walks up to the bartenter and asks for a "B and C"
Bartender asks "What's a 'B and C'?
Redhead says "It's a Bourbon and Coke"
Bartender pours her a Bourbon and Coke.

Blonde walks up to the bartenter and asks for a "Fifteen"
Bartender asks "What's a 'Fifteen'?
Blonde says "It's a 'Seven and Seven'.

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Man is sitting at the end of a bar, orders a beer, drinks it quickly, and then lifts the flap of his breast pocket and looks inside.

He orders another beer, drinks it quickly and does the same thing to his pocket.

Three or four more beers go down very quickly and finally the bartender cannot stand it anymore. He asks the guy what is in his pocket that he looks at after each beer.

The guy says "It's a picture of my wife. When she starts looking good, I'm going home".

Jim