A 25 year old bombshell decides to marry a wealthy old geezer figuring it was a quick way to wealth. If she played her cards right, she thought, the old man wouldn't even survive the honeymoon.
So on the night of the honeymoon, as the old boy went into the bathroom, she put on her sexyist outfit, and struck a pose that stop the world from spinning.
The old man came out wearing nothing but a condom, a set of ear plugs, and some nose plugs.
Somewhat taken back, she asks, "I understand the condom, but whats the purpose of the nose and ear plugs".
"Well", he replied, "At may age there are two things I can't stand. Ones the sound of women screaming, and the others the smell of burning rubber".

Hell! If they're screaming, I know I'm doing it right.
Paul B.

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