> In a restaurant in Zambia: "Open seven days a week and weekends."
>
> On the grounds of a private school in South Africa:" No trespassing
> without permission."
>
> On a window of a Nigerian shop:" Why go elsewhere to be cheated when you
> can come here?"
>
> On a poster in Ghana:" Are you an adult who cannot read? If so, we can
> help."
>
> In a hotel in Mozambique:" Visitors are expected to complain at the
> office between the hours of 9.00 am and 11.00am daily."
>
> On a river in the Democratic Republic of Congo:" Take note: When this
> sign is submerged, the river is impassable."
>
> In a Zimbabwean restaurant: "Customers who find our waitresses rude
> ought to see the manager."
>
> A sign seen on a hand dryer in a Lesotho public toilet: "Risk of
> electric shock-Do not activate with wet hands."
>
> In a Botswana jewelery shop:" Ears pierced while you wait."
>
> On one of the buildings of a Sierra Leone hospital:" Mental Health
> Prevention Centre."
>
> In a maternity ward of a clinic in Tanzania:" No children allowed!"
>
> In a cemetery in Uganda:" Persons are prohibited from picking flowers
> from any but their graves.
>
> In a Malawi hotel:" It is forbidden to steal towels please. If you are
> not a person to do such a thing, please don't read this notice."
>
> Also inside a Malawian Lakeside bar, "We have agreed with the banks that
> they sell No Beer and we give No Credit!"
>
> A sign posted in an Algerian tourist camping park: "It is strictly
> forbidden on our camping site that people of different sex, for instance
> a man and woman, live together in one tent unless they are married to
> each other for that purpose."
>