An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and appeared before
Allah.

He said, "Oh, Allah, I did your bidding, but I have a request. Since
I'm only 18 and spent all my time in terrorist training school, I never
was with a woman.

So, instead of 72 virgins, who also won't know what to do sexually,
can I have 72 prostitutes?"
Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually, 72 virgins are
here in heaven because arse holes like you murdered them before they
could experience the pleasure of sex.So you're here to service them.
Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous; and, frankly,
you'll be on constant, exhausting duty."
The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard
can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?"
And Allah replied, "Who said they were women?"

OOOOOOHHHHHHHH RAAAAAHHHHH. Great One!

pretty much says it all...

Rich

love it!