They walked the lane together,
The sky was filled with stars,
He led her to the entrance,
And lifted up the bars,
She neither smiled, nor thanked him,
Because she knew not how,
For he was just a farmer's boy,
And, she, a Jersey cow.

And you thought I was bad with 2 midgets and a goat!

Hip

there was video evidence of your escapade though Hip.

Oh, the things I could tell you about an old acquaintance's experiences in the barnyard, told me years ago.