At work the other day some WASHINGTON Hens were surveying the workplace regarding a new piece of equipment destin to cause clutter and raise the deficit a bit. I walked by and saw two of them discussing their notes, and remarked "Sure is a lot of notes you're taking." The brunette looked up and said "We're investigating your operation." So I yanked up my shirt, displayed the scars and said, "They took out my gall bladder." The expressions were truly priceless.

I'll take every chance to gag a beaurocrat.