>>A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't
>>stop
>>staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a
>>question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
>>
>>She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I
>>am and
>>have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
>>about
>>everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I
>>would find
>>offensive."
>>
>>"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
>>
>>She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to
>>be
>>single and #2 you must be Catholic."
>>
>>The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm
>>Catholic too!
>>
>>"OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley" He does and the nun
fulfills
>>his
>>fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
>>
>>But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
>>
>>"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"
>>
>>"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married
>>and
>>I'm Jewish."
>>
>>The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a
>>Halloween
>>Party