>>> A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs

>>> and asked a blond stewardess to take care of them for him.



>>> She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He

>>> advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them

>>> staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a

>>> lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let

>>> them thaw out.



>>> Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing

>>> in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin,

>>> "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs, in New Orleans , please raise

>>> your hand.



>>> Not one hand went up .... so she took them home and ate them.



>>> Two lessons here:



1.Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.

2. Blonds aren't as dumb as most folk think.