Miss Barnes, our church organ player is a really sweet 82 year old lady who has never been married. Our minister stopped by to see her a couple days ago for tea. She invited him in and made tea. While he was sitting in her living room he noticed that she had a condom floating in a fishbowl of water on her organ there.
When she came back he asked her about it and she told him: I found that in the park when I went for my walk last month. It was laying there on the ground and the package said "for maximum protection, keep moist, place on organ and it will aid in the prevention of disease...". Well, you know I brought it home and followed the directions; and I haven't had the flu yet.

Rich