A young good looking cowboy walked into a drug store in Newcastle
Wyoming and asked to talk with a male pharmacist.

The woman he was talking to said that she wa s the only pharmacist and as
She and her sister owned the store,
There were no males employed there. She then asked if she could help
Him. The cowpoke said it was
Something he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male
Pharmacist.
The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional
And whatever it was that he needed
To discuss, he could be confident she would treat him with the highest
Level of professionalism.

The cowboy agreed and began by saying, 'This is tough for me to
Discuss, but I have a permanent erection.
It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was
Wondering what you could give me for it.'
The pharmacist said, 'Just a minute, I'll have to talk to my sister.'

When she returned, she said, 'We discussed it at length, and the
Absolute best we can do is as follows:

1/3 ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, and $3,000
A month living expenses.

a repeat of an old Buddy Hacket joke.... but still funny

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