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On her first day at the Senior Complex, the new manager addressed all the seniors pointing out some of her rules:



"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females."



"Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."



She continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180."



"Are there any questions?"



At this point, an older gentleman stood up in the crowd inquired: "How much for a Season Pass?"
 
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Truly,in the "old folks home"the majority is women. The old men can choose their casseroles (literally).I have seen these elderly gents being cooed upon by a bevy of of elderly women'sic'.so who is hurt by this ?


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Viagra has made some amazing thing possible!


If you own a gun and you are not a member of the NRA and other pro 2nd amendment organizations then YOU are part of the problem.
 
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If you own a gun and you are not a member of the NRA and other pro 2nd amendment organizations then YOU are part of the problem.
 
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Who would have thought it?I can understand the older gents not feeling a condom was necessary as he was shooting blanks into a barren lake. Glad they're getting some joy in their twylight. Too bad medicare does'nt pay for the viagra along with the screenings.


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