Sven is passing by Ole's hay shed one day when through a gap in
> the door he sees Ole doing a slow and sensual striptease in front
> of an old red Massey Ferguson.
> Buttocks clenched, Ole performs a slow pirouette and gently slides
> off first the right suspender and then the left.
> He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease
> move, lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his
> hips over his corduroy trousers.
> Grabbing both sides of his checked shirt he rips it apart to reveal
> his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourich he hurls
> his flat cap on to a pile of hay.
> "What on earth are you doin'?" says Sven as he abruptly swings
> open the door.
> "Jeez, Sven, ye frightened the livin' bejasus out of me," says an
> obviously embarrassed Ole, "but me and the Missus been having some
> trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist
> suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."

I'm always looking for more Ole jokes.
Thank you.
Keep 'em coming from the land of Ole, Lena and the gang.