Cool jazz bar is holding a contest for the best contractor who will take on the job. A crowd gathers musicians and among them the old Negro.
He comes out and says:
— This song is called "I'll be jerking off to you all night!"
Plays amazing Blues, after which half the musicians immediately gather and go, others just cry with delight!
The old Negro said:
— This is my song called "Suck my fucking until I cum!"
And playing the Blues even cooler from which the rest of the musicians unanimously refuse to participate in the contest.
The proprietor says
We take you, but could you not to call your songs, they're a little... well... shocking.
Ebony agrees.
Is the next concert, the Negro had forgotten to button up, and his dick sticking out of his pants. He sits down at the piano, playing. The owner notices this mistake, goes to him, says:
— Your dick is hanging out, you know?
Ebony:
What? Do I know it?! I wrote that!

Butchered as only vashper can butcher.