A BLONDE heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a
> note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the
> note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5
> gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
>
> The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to
> leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?"
>
> The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up
> with milk and take a milk bath."
>
> The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
>
> The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it in my eyes.