A man and a woman are driving down the same road at the same time.
As they pass each other the woman leans out the window, points and yells, �PIG! �

The man immediately leans out his window, shakes his fist and shouts back, �WITCH!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he slams into a pig that had wandered into the middle of the road.

If only men would listen.