You could just use both sides of the paper.

Think I've still got a couple of old phone books hanging around.

Grizz

And the old Sears catalog.

Bidet time.

I learned a trick from my dog. I just scoot my ass across the carpet.

You have to use your imagination.

In Zimbabwe, Walter wanted to answer the call of nature.

In the glove box was a roll of toilet paper.

It had ONE piece left.

He looked at us and said “ do you know how to use this piece of toilet paper?”

We all said NO.

Walter took the piece of the roll, stuck his middle finger in through the middle of it, and said “Like this. You stick your finger through the middle. Stick your finger up your ass. Twist a few times. Pull finger out, and wrap the paper around it to clean all the shit. Then you use the corners to remove what is under your nails!”

I've left a few bandannas on the mountain over the past 50+ years of big game hunting. Used a T-shirt once too. I don't miss them a bit. LOL

Zeke

Saeed, I had always heard that metho attributed to the Scots.

I knew a black dude years ago that lived in Watts during the riots. When all of his buddies were out stealing T.V.s + stereos, etc. he was looting toilet paper + Kotex. They all laughed at him, but one week later they weren't laughing. Every girl in the neighborhood knew what he had.

I wonder how many know not to flush all that other stuff into their septic.

Not many, I'm afraid. I recall a few years ago in the comic strip "Calvin + Hobbs" that Calvin comes in + says to his dad, "You know, it's almost impossible to flush a grapefruit?"

I make clear to city house guests what to flush and what not to.

New septic's are expensive.

Indeed. A waste can w/ a plastic liner by the throne really takes no effort.

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Originally posted by loiblb:
https://youtu.be/4F6Onmg4IHY

i was taught this in basic training!!! lol

When my son went in the Navy about 35 years ago he told me in basic that they had guys who didn't know how to tie their shoes + who had never written with a pencil. Forget about wiping your ass. That does put a bit more pressure on the DI.

News paper. Given what they are printing, more appropriate now than ever.

I agree completely with the media reference. As to your liner note, I have always respected the Greeks in general + the Spartans in particular that their leader is a warrior. When I say this I have visions of Sanders + Biden with swords. That is enough humor for one night.