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The Lonely Brain Cell: Once upon a time there was A female brain cell which, By mistake, happened To end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously Because it was all empty And quiet. 'Hello?' She cried, but no answer. 'Is there anyone here?' She cried a little louder, But still no answer. Now the female brain cell Started to feel all alone and scared. So she yelled at the top Of her voice, 'HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?' Then she heard a faint voice From far, far, away... 'We're down here.' | ||
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As Adam walked through the Garden the Lord came to him + said "I have good news + bad news." Adam says,"Well tell me." So God says, I have given you a dick + a brain;that's the good news" The bad news is that I have only given you enough blood to operate one at a time." Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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And THAT Norman, explains my first marriage Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready Theodore Roosevelt | |||
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