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The Lonely Brain Cell:

Once upon a time there was
A female brain cell which,
By mistake, happened
To end up in a man's head.

She looked around nervously
Because it was all empty
And quiet.

'Hello?'
She cried, but no answer.

'Is there anyone here?'
She cried a little louder,
But still no answer.

Now the female brain cell
Started to feel all alone and scared.
So she yelled at the top
Of her voice,

'HELLO,
IS THERE ANYONE HERE?'

Then she heard a faint voice
From far, far, away...

'We're down here.'
 
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As Adam walked through the Garden the Lord came to him + said "I have good news + bad news." Adam says,"Well tell me." So God says, I have given you a dick + a brain;that's the good news" The bad news is that I have only given you enough blood to operate one at a time."


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And THAT Norman, explains my first marriage


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