A guy was in a bar about as drunk as its possible to get.

A group of guys notice his condition and decide to be good Samaritans and
take him home.

First they stand him up to get to his wallet so they can find out where he
lives, but he keeps falling down. He fell down eight more times on the way
to the car, each time with a real thud.

After they get to his house, he falls down another four times getting him to
the door. His wife comes to the door, and one guy says, "We brought your
husband home."

The wife asks, "Where's his wheelchair?"

LOL! I love your sense of humor!

Funny!