The Zebra
>
> A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St.
> Peter, "I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I
> white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?"
>
> St. Peter said, "That's a question only God can answer."
>
> So the zebra went off in search of God.
>
> When he found Him, the zebra asked, "God, please - I must know. Am I
> white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?"
>
> God simply replied "You are what you are."
>
> The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him, "Well, did
> God straighten out your query for you?"
>
> The zebra looked puzzled. "No sir, God simply said 'You are what you
> are.'"
>
> St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, "Well then, there you are. You
> are white with black stripes."
>
> The zebra asked St. Peter, "How do you know that for certain?"
>
> "Because," said St. Peter, "If you were black with white stripes, God
> would have said, "You is what you is."
>
>
> WARNING
> If you laugh at this, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Rev Wright and Obama
> will be comin' right over to kick your white honky ass !!!!
>
>
>

I'm laughing, so bring um on-the .340 is loaded and ready to do business.

Damn Rochester,can't you ever come in here without that constant shuffling?

Ah's shuff'lin fas as ah can, Missa Benny!!

quote:

WARNING
> If you laugh at this, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Rev Wright and Obama
> will be comin' right over to kick your white honky ass !!!!
>

FUCK "EM! Shootin' and shutin' up.
Paul B.

That is damn funny!