Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and
cook a venison steak. But all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic....and
since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The
delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a
problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their
priest. The Priest
came to visit Bubba and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several
classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass ..and as the priest
sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and
raised a
Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."

Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and
the wonderful aroma of grilled venison again filled the neighborhood. The
Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and as he rushed into
Bubba's
yard clutching a rosary preparing to scold him, he stopped and watched in
amazement.

There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he
carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz born a
deer, you
wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."

Yep leave it to bubba

Wonderful

The lesson for everyone is, BUBBA is no DUMMY.

Keith

LRH270,
Think I'll employ strategic withdrawal for now, but look out.