President Bush was being entertained by an African leader. They'd spent the day discussing what the country had received from the Russians before the new government kicked them out.

"The Russians built us a power plant, a highway, and an airport. Plus we learned to drink vodka and play Russian roulette." President Bush frowned. "Russian roulette's not a very friendly game."

The African leader smiled. "That's why we developed African roulette. If you want to have good relations with our country, you'll have to play. I'll show you how."

He pushed a buzzer, and a moment later six magnificently built, nude women were ushered in. "You can choose any one of those women to give you oral sex," he told Bush. "Unreal," Bush said, "But it doesn't seem much like Russian roulette."

"Trust me!" the African leader said. "One of them is a cannibal."