After her sixth child, Jane decided that she should have some cosmetic
surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful
glory before her barn doors started dangling a bit too low.

Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with
six children now being the limit, she'd tidy things with a nip here
and a tuck there so it looked more like a piggy bank slot rather
than a badly packed kebab.

Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find
three roses at the end of the bed.

"Who are these from?" she asked the nurse, "They're very nice but
I'm a bit confused as to why I've received them."

Well" said the nurse, "The first is from the surgeon - the
operation went so well you were such a model patient that he wanted
to say thanks".

"Ahhh, that's really nice" said Jane.

"The second is from your husband - he's delighted the operation was such a
success that he can't wait to get you home, for a test drive.
"Brilliant!" said Jane. "And the third?".

"That's from Eric, a patient in the burns unit" said the nurse. "He
just wanted to say thanks for his new ears."

This made me spill my coffee!

This is another example of the filthy perverted jokes on this website. Just because I laughed doesn't change the picture!

Every once in a while some material comes along that I read again and again. This is one of them!

Great one!!!
EA

Thats terrible.AND I loved every minute of it.