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Obama & Tonto go camping Barack Obama and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto woke the president and said, "Kemo bro, look towards sky, what you see?" Obama replied, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto.. Obama pondered for a minute then said, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, Mother Nature is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What’s’ it tell you, Tonto?" Tonto says, "Obama, you dumber than buffalo shit. It means somebody stole the tent." | ||
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