An Aggie walks into a bar in College Station with a big green and yellow parrot on his shoulder.

He walks up to the bar and the parrot says to the bartender, "Pour my friend a cold Budweiser". So the bartender pours a beer and places it in front of the Aggie, who picks it up and holds it up where the parrot can drink out of it.

An observer sitting at a nearby table sees all of this and amused, walks over to the Aggie and says, "That's really cute. How long did it take you to teach him that?"

"Oh, not long, maybe six weeks or so," says the parrot.