You may have heard this one, you may not have heard this one.


A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacks her very first golf shot through the window of th biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringes and says 'I warned you to be careful, Now we are going to have to go up there and find the owner and apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us"

So they walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice says 'Come on in"

When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked, Are you the people that broke my window?

"Uh, yes sir. We sure are sorry about that" the husband replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I have been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you have released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I will give each one of you one wish, but if you don't mind, I will keep the last wish for myself.

"Wow, thats great" the husband said. He pondered for a moment or two and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life"

"No problem" said the genie. "You've got it, its the least that I can do. And I'll guarentee you a nice long and healthy life"

And now young lady, what do you want, the genie asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world", she said.

"Consider it done", the genie said. And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary, and natural disasters".

"And now" the couple said in unison, "whats your wish, genie"

The genie looked at the husband and said, "Well, I have been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, and my wish is to have sex with your wife".

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?

The wife mulled it over for a few minutes and said, "You know, your right. considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"

"You know I love you sweatheart", said the husband.

"I'd do the same for you".

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. the genie was insatiable.

After about three hours or so of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into the woman's eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"

"Why, we are both 35", she responded breathlessly.

"No Shit. Thirty five years old and both of you still believe in genies"