This is a poem I first read in the lavatory -a good place for poetry:

When I was young and without sense,
I stuck my dick on an electric fence,
It burnt my hair and tickled my balls
and made me shit in my overalls!

Anybody else got bathroom poetry?

People that wright on shit house walls.
Roll there shit into little balls.
People that read those words of wit eat them little balls of shit.

Hoofhearted (did you find that handle in a bathroom) you have the right spirit! More please!

Some people come here to shit
and stink
I come here to take a drink!

Here I sit, broken hearted;
Tried to shit, but only farted;
Now and then a rumbling sound is heard;
Followed by the splash of a falling turd:

Paul B.

Here I sit in fumes and vapor
Some SOB done stole the paper
Class bell rings, must not linger
Watch out ass - here comes my finger

Hollywood

First pay toilet in Los Angeles:
Here I sit broken hearted
paid to shit, but only farted!

Birdy birdy in the sky,
dropped some shit in my eye,
I didn't weep I didn't cry,
I just thank God cows can't fly.

This is from way back in the high school latrine-
Stand close
Whiz fast
Zip zipper
Haul Ass!!!

Job site Port-a-can:

Here I sit tired and dirty
Trying to shit
Till 5:30

Hog Killer

There´s got to be more out there...

As I sit here on the throne
I wonder if I'm all alone
I wonder if there's someone below
Waiting to catch it when I go

Here I sit in peaceful bliss
listening to the drizzling piss
now and then a fart is heard
followed by a splashing turd.

There once was a little girl ,
no bigger then a minute ,
she used to try with all her might to get one finger in it ,
but now the girl is twenty-one , full of grace and charm , she has no problem putting in four fingers,
and half her fucking arm !

She offered her honor
He honored her offer
And all night long
he was on her and off her.

I saw this above a commode at a country service station......

Be like Dad,
Not like Sis.
Lift the lid,
Before you piss.