1. What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman?


You can drop her off anywhere.


2. What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?


Outlaws are wanted.


3. What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with?


Whatever she wants. He's sleeping.


4. Where does virgin wool come from?


Ugly sheep.


5. What does the bride of a Polish man get that's long and hard on her


wedding night? His last name.


6. What's the down side to a threesome?


You'll likely disappoint two women instead of just one.


7. Why are hurricanes named after women?


Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car.


8. What's the similarity between a hurricane and an Alabama divorce?


Somebody's gonna' lose a trailer...

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7. Why are hurricanes named after women?


Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car.


8. What's the similarity between a hurricane and an Alabama divorce?


Somebody's gonna' lose a trailer...

Way too much truth.

Cobra:

A word of friendly advice. Let "raaamw" insult Alabama. (He's from Illinois where they don't know any better) Don't join in. I'm from NY and you don't see me joining in, do you? (Those damn Rebs shoot too well and I have always found it better in a long life not to pick a fight with the Rebs!)

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Originally posted by gerrys375:
Cobra:

A word of friendly advice. Let "raaamw" insult Alabama. (He's from Illinois where they don't know any better) Don't join in. I'm from NY and you don't see me joining in, do you? (Those damn Rebs shoot too well and I have always found it better in a long life not to pick a fight with the Rebs!)

Gerry, I have relatives in Virginia and Georgia.

Cobra:

Oops!