A daughter says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Nathan.

All he wants is sex, sex and more sex.
My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece, when it used to be the size of a 5-cent piece."

Her mother says ......
"You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman!
You live in an 8 bedroom mansion!
You drive a $250,000 Ferrari!
You get $2,000 a week allowance!
You take 6 vacations a year and
you want to throw all that away
over 45 cents?"

There Will Be 6 to Take Her Place!!

Good ,but as I have said before about the trucker coming into the truck stop + says to the waitress,"Baby,I sure would like a little pussy" to which she replies, "Me Too,mines bigger than a hubcap"......That one one got me laughs from the deacons in the local Baptist church (who will go unnamed).