Two guys talking and one says the maddest he ever was happened when he was seeing a woman he should not have been when her husband came home. The 2nd said boy that would make you mad.

That wasn't it said the first. The husband came up the stairs and into the room and I had to hang on the outside window sill. Boy that would make you mad said the 2nd.

That wasn't it said the 1st. The husband emptied the chamber pot and it poured right on me there hanging on the window sill.

That must have been it said the 2nd.
Nope said the 1st.

Well what was it then said the 2nd.

When I looked down said the 1st,my feet were only 4 inches off the ground.