I was having a drink at the bar with my friend Dave, when I noticed two drunkards ten feet away. Greying, puffy-eyed, pale skin, sagging chins, with a sad and absent look on their face, they were just slowly imbibing themselves like people who have nothing else left in life.

I turned to Dave:

"You see these two? That's us in ten years, buddy..."

Dave lifted an eyebrow in their direction. When he replied, it was with a scornful look:

"That's a mirror, you moron..."

Soooo Very True!! But Funny!