Years ago I had a diving friend.

He used to never stop talking about man eaters.

I mentioned this to another friend, and a few days later he comes with a VHS tape labeled MANEATERS.

He said I should give it to my diving friend, and if I wanted to see it, I should make sure no kids are around.

I got the shock of my life as the tape played.

Gorgeous girls were doing all sorts of things to well hung men, including eating them!

I took the tape to my diving friend and gave it to him at his work.

He lived about 15 minutes from his house, and usually calls his wife to tell her he is on his way home so she prepares his lunch.

This is what he told me happened.

“I put the tape on, TV on and went to settee to wait for my lunch and enjoy watching the film. What I saw was mind blowing! I have never seen anything like it! I started saying WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS THIS?. Linda was shouting back from the kitchen WHAT IS WHAT? I shouted back LINDA! COME OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! Linda came over, looking at me and wondering what was going on. My eyes were glued on the action on the TV. She turned to look at the TV. She screamed WHAT IS THIS? I said MANEATERS movie Saeed gave me”

That was over 40 years ago, and Linda has added a few more lines to this as she tells it.

Some women do, some women don't

Many years ago when the kids were little we went to Target to buy "Night Of The Living Dead" for a Halloween slumber party.Comes the big night + we're all there on the sofa w/the popcorn + ready for the carnage. Blank tape! We took it back to Target the next day + the girl said,you were lucky,some of these tapes we get from overseas have cartoon pics on the cover but are actually jap porn. Can you imagine plugging your kids in + leaving the room + to return with their eyes as big as saucers.