This has probably done the rounds a few times..as it does sound like a bit of an urban legend...but anyway...



Some years ago a soldier came into town from a long tour of duty...him and his buddies hit the town and got properly wasted. Some time in the evening he managed to convince a little hottie that he was the man for her, she the woman for him, and together they were going to make the heavens open that night! Which they did.



Anyway...next morning the guy wakes up and the "hottie" is nowhere to be seen, the dude looks around the simple sparsely furnished apartment and sees that his clothes are gone and all he has left is his boots sitting by the door. Obviously hes a little pissed about this and figures that the girl has taken his clothes wallet and everything and just split!



So what does he do?? Well...what any other full blooded male would do making this discovery first thing in the morning of course.



He takes a shit in the bed, pisses all over the sheets, pillows and other furniture and is busy wiping his arse with the curtains when the door opens and in walks the little hottie with his freshly laundered clothes all folded up and ironed sitting on a tray next to his first home cooked breakfast in who knows how long?!!!!?



Ooops!