The military decides to once and for all settle wich branch has the hardest military unit, so all the branches bring there best men to an aircraft carrier. The navy Admiral decides to go first, and shouts "SEAL" quickly a Navy seal comes running up, salutes, and the admiral says, "now boy, climb that island, go to the top radio tower and jump back down to the deck." "GO." So the seal takes off, runs to the carriers island and climbs to the top, he looks down and jumps, and dies when he hits the deck. The admiral turns looks at the other three services and says "now that took guts."

Not to be out done, the air force general turns and yells, for one of the ground forward air observers. One drops all his gear, bolts to the general and salutes. The general looks at the other three and says, "now son, I want you to run up jump off this boat, swim under it and climb up the back, GO." So the observer runs to the front, jumps off and is promptly sucked through the props. The general looks around and says, "now THAT takes guts."

The Marine general looks around, says, "shit, my boys do that for fun, MARINE" One of the prized force recon grunts runs over, stands and salutes. The general looks the man up and down then says, "boy take that satchel charge jump off the bow, swim under the boat and blow the prop off, then climb back up here, GO!" The poor marine runs to the front, jumps off, and gets sucekd under and through the props. the general looks at the other and says, "that took balls."

The army General looks at the other three, shakes his head and yells, "RANGER." A ranger drops his gear runs over, and salutes. The general looks him up and down, then says, "boy, run over, jump off this boat, take your dive knife and cut that prop off, then climb your ass back up here, GO!" The ranger looks at the other three, then back to the general and says "FUCK you sir!" The general looks at the other three, with a beaming smile and says, "now THAT took balls!"

[ 08-21-2003, 05:21: Message edited by: Dark Paladin ]