Maw and Paw were having breakfast on there 50th wedding anniversary when all of a sudden Paw said Maw remember 50 years ago we used to sit around this table naked as can be. Maw replied yes I do Paw. Well how bout it Maw, just one more time for old time sakes. Maw kinda blushed and said well ok. They undressed and sit back down, and Maw exclaimed Damn Paw my boobs are as hot for you today as they were 50 yrs ago, Paw replied holy sh-t I can see why, Youve got one in your coffee and the other in the oatmeal.