The Poopie List

Ghost Poopie *The kind where you feel the poopie come out but there is no poopie in the toilet.

Clean Poopie *The kind where you poopie it out; see it in the toilet; but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie *The kind where you wipe your butt 53 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you put a piece of toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't stain your them.

Second Wave Poopie *lt happens when you are done poopie-ing and have pulled your pants up to your knees, and realize you have to poopie some more.

Pop-a-vein-in-your-forehead Poopie *The kind where you strain so much to get it out, that you practically have a stroke.

Gee-l-wish-l-could-poopie Poopie *lt�s the kind where you want to poopie, but all you do is sit on the toilet, cramp, and fart a few times.

Spinal-tap Poopie *That�s where it hurts so bad coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet-cheeks/the-power-dump Poopie *The kind that comes out of your butt so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

Liquid Poopie *The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splatters all over the toilet bowl.

Mexican Food Poopie *lt smells so bad the room must be condemned.

Upper-class Poopie * That kind comes from people who think there poopies don't stink.

Gassy Poopie *lt�s so noisy that every one within earshot is giggling.

Lincoln Log Poopie *The kind of poopie that is so huge that you are afraid to flush it without breaking it up into smaller pieces with the toilet brush.

Corn Poopie *Self explanatory!

Fisherman's Bobber Poopie *That�s the kind where you are in a public restroom; there are two people waiting for your stall; you poopie and flush two times, but several golf ball size pieces are still floating above the water line.

The Drinker's Poopie *The kind of poopie you have after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is it leaves tree marks on the bottom of the toilet.

The Surprise Poopie *You are not even near a toilet because you are sure that you are about to fart, but oops...poopie.

The Dangling Poopie *This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopie-ing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose

The Whiplash Poopie *The kind where you push and strain until you eyes are bloodshot and the poopie just starts to come out, when oops. ..it goes back in!

The Pebble Poopie *This is the poopie that feels like a log coming out but looks like a rabbit pellet.

The Playdough Poopie *This the kind where you push, and the poopie comes out in one long coil. Secretly, many keep mental records of their �longest� poopie.

c'ya
Doc

PS

Awe Doc!
I laughed so hard I think I "Poopied" myself!

You forgot the RHINO DUMP poopie... usually a real bowl-filler requiring the assistance of a professional (plumber) to get it to flush!

What about french poopie? They take a dump, get stuck in the pot, and then expect us to pull their ass out!!!

ROFLMAO
That was hilarious I have to remember to quit reading the jokes in the library several people were looking at me.

Hey sk; Poopie on them. They wouldn't know a good joke if they tripped over it. derF