The recession has hit everybody really hard. My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card offer in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling "1/4 ouncers."

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it and they re-possessed her!

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Donald and Melania travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

And, finally…I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security,
retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal,
they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

That sounds about right!

Zeke

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I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

That be me!

THAT BE SOME FUNNY STUFG