>>> Subject: Pharmacology
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and
generic
>>> name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic
name of
>>> Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call
>>> Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
>>>
>>> The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After
careful
>>> consideration by a team of government experts, it recently
announced
>>> that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also
>>> considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix,
and of
>>> course, Ibepokin.
>>>
>>> Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
>>> liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power
beverage
>>> suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
>>> literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer
call this
>>> a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of
"cocktails",
>>> "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi
will
>>> market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.