Muslim Warning

This morning a coalition of Muslim leaders warned the United States
that if military action against Muslim countries continues, they intend
to cut off America 's supply of 7-11 clerks and Motel 6 managers.

If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be
next, followed by DELL, AT&T and AOL customer service reps.

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more
candidates for President.

It's gonna get ugly, people!