THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN,
> WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
>
> SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE
> YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM
> AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
>
> THE OTHERS
> LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,'
> SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.
>
> A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
> THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER
> PALM TO HER EAR..
>
> WHEN SHE FINISHED,
> SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A
> MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'
>
> THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE,
> SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.
SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM..
>
> SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET
> PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.
>
> THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
>
> THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...........
WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT........
I'M GETTING A FAX!!

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