A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large
>>> plastic
>>> garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while
>>> a
>>> $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stops
>>> her,
>>> and says, 'Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag.'
>>> 'Oh, really? Darn!' said the little old lady.
>>> 'I'd better go back, and see if I can find them.
>>> Thanks for telling me.'
>>> 'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that
>>> money?
>>> 'You didn't steal it, did you?'
>>> 'Oh, no', said the little old lady. 'You see , my back yard is right
>>> next to
>>> the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and
>>> pee
>>> through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the fence
>>> with
>>> my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his thing through the
>>> fence, I
>>> say, '$20 or off it comes'.'
>>> 'Well, that seems only fair' laughs the cop.
>>> 'OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?'
>>> 'Well, you know', said the little old lady, not everybody pays'
>>>