On the subject of condom use;an old one here. Kid goes into the drug store to buy rubbers for his 1st time. Female clerk. She takes pity on the kid + asks,Do you know how to use them? No.So she locks the doors + takes him in the back.She pulls out a rubber + shows him how to put it on by putting it on her thumb + peeling it down.She tells him to put it on + come service her at the desk.He comes over + does what he is told.Since it was his 1st time,it was over before it started.She gets a strange look on her face + asks,'You did put it on,did'nt you?'He grins at her + just waggles his thumb w/ rubber attached.