After 10 years solid work in the parish Father O'Toole finally gets the chance to take some well earned leave. To fill in for him while he is away the Bishop sends him Father O'Brien, a young priest fresh out of the seminary .

Father O'Toole hands over his keys to Father O'Brien and asks him if he has any questions before he goes on leave. Father O'Brien says he only has one question and that is "what level of penance does Father O'Toole issue at confession"?

Father O'Toole says "that's easy, I've put a menu board on the back of the confessional door that lists the sin and level of penance for you.

The first Sunday comes and Father O'Brien taking confession, the menu is working a treat for him with first a young lad confessing he stole a sweet from the shop so father O'Brien looks on the menu 'S' for stole = 2 hail Mary's and a dollar in the poor box. Next is the butcher who confesses to adultery again he looks at the menu 'A' for adultery = 4 hail Mary's and $10 dollars in the poor box.

The next one to enter the confessional is this lovely young lass that confessess to giving her boy friend a blow job, father O'Brien looks up and down the menu and blow job is no where to be found, in desperation he sticks his head out the door just as one of the alter boys walks past.

He says to the alter boy "quickly tell me what Father O'Toole usually gives for a blow job"

The alter boy quickly replies "usually a can of Coke and a Mars bar father"

TFF

Ken....