( This joke could be a preacher or a priest so I'll make him a "clergyman")

The local clergyman had a reputation for fire eating sermons -and a determined war against the local pubs/bars/saloons (in whatever country they are known)

The local barmen/bartenders were accustomed to his occasional forays into their establishments - and bore them with impassive calmness.

One night the clergyman came into a "local establishment breathing fire. Even the barman/bartender was impressed. Most of the customers were in a state of near coma (called in technical terms,being "dead drunk") Nonetheless they sprang up at the clergyman's screaming demand that they pay attention! "The Day of the Lord has arrived and I am here to bring you you to salvation!"

Practically the entire assembly sprang to attention.

The clergyman says: "Are you ready to go to Heaven with me?"

Again, the entire assembly indicated they were ready - except for one guy in the corner who was slightly the worse for drink.

The clergyman zeroes in on him: "Don't you want to go to Heaven?'

The guy says: Oh, aye, I just don't want to go right now".