After an examination, the doctor said to his elderly
patient: 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any
medical concerns you would like to ask me about?'
'In
fact, I do,' said the old man. "After my wife and I have sex, I'm
usually cold and chilly . . . and then, after I have sex with her the second
time, I'm usually hot and sweaty."
When
the doctor examined his elderly wife later he said, 'Everything appears to
be fine. Are there any medical concerns that you would like to discuss
with me?'
The
lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then
said to her: 'Well, your husband mentioned an unusual problem. He
claimed that he was usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the
first time . . . and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you
have any idea why?'
"Oh,
that crazy old bastard!!!'' she replied. 'That's because the first
time is usually in January, and the second time is in August.

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