A chameleon is wondering thru the jungle when he happens across a monkey sitting in a tree and smoking a joint. The monkey invites him to have a toke.

They sit for an hour or so smoking the joint when the chameleon needs something to drink. He tells the monkey he is going to the river to get a drink of water. And crawls down out of the tree.

He crawls off to the river where he meets a crocodile and tells him of the great time he's had back up the path sitting in the tree with the pot smoking monkey.

The crocodile follows the chameleons tracks back to the tree where the monkey is still sitting and says "hey monkey".

The monkey replies "fuuuuckk dude, how much water did you drink?"