O.K. Mother Theresa dies + goes to heaven. 1st night God asks her if she is hungry. She replies,I could eat I guess.So God opens up a can of tuna. She looks down over the clouds into hell + sees all these people feasting,beer in kegs,dancing girls on the table,etc.She does'nt say a word, The next day,same routine,Are you hungry,I could eat,etc.another can of tuna,meanwhile the folks in hell are having (a helluva party).She finally can't take it any more + asks God,"look,really appreciate being in heaven but why are we having a can of tuna when the folks down below are feasting?"His reply: well you know how it is,cooking for 2.